Park Lane Alumni Association
A Place to Grow
Class of 2020
Max Bébr
Incapable of breathing and blinking at the same time
“Kde je Shany?”
Honza Vacek
Sunshine
Big Friendly Giant
Mariana Ahmadová
Does not hand in anything on time yet manages to get straight 7s
Always. Eats. Anything.
Terezie Kozáková
Everybody's favourite grandma
Sweet but deadly
Sebastian
Vojta
Plays basketball, can’t throw a banana peel into the trash from a meter away though
“Nooooo dej si.”
Františka Kolářová
Types on her computer like a typewriter (absolutely demolishes every single key when writing)
“Kde je Max?”
Honza Kelar
I’m the bald guy (duh).
Motorbikes, Snowboarding, Beer
Filip Havránek
Will use matches to set the school on fire in biology class
“It’s possible... but is it probable?”
Anastasia Chernousova
Scary, because short people are closer to hell
Snakes are adorable
Benjamin Jetton
Slams the table and yells, “HEY!” as if his name was Karen and he wanted to talk to the manager
Friendly Rage Machine
Patrik Samčenko
The only silicon based life-form in the class
Shorts in winter
Maia Espinosa
Will always see her holding a large latte and a salami baguette
“Did you know I’m actually a quarter … *insert any random country*”
Emma Novaková
Attempts to convert people to her caffeine religion
“Ččččččččaauky!”
Shunyata Lysenko
Can draw a map of the world from memory
History, Politics, Hair
Caroline Barnettová
Will ask you for your food but hesitate to give food
Such a HufflePuff
David Dana
Class Clown (but the unfunny, creepy kind)
“Did I mention I wanna be a pilot?”
Matěj Rosický
Mr. Barest minimum of work (chose the easiest subjects so he can wing it)
Sloth, Greed and Gluttony
Isaac McGuinness
Florida man gets high on cough syrup, steals school lunches, creates mass panic.
“Já nejsem felák.”
Alexandre van Gansen
Hosts 80% of all parties.
“I want a burrito.”
Michaela Mislerová
A professional at remembering awkward speeches made by beauty pageant competitor
“Tejk it izy.”
Erik Čekan
American ginger, ethnically ambiguous
“Bro, I swear.”